Baked Beans – Pat’s Most Amazing Recipe
Beans. The Rodney Dangerfield of of the food world. They get no respect. Though poems have been written about them, they are the sort of poesy that brings unwanted parental attention upon recitation. Beans, beans, the musical fruit …. Beans, beans, good for your heart … You can sing them both, can’t you? Beans need the PR that prunes got a few years back … dried plums, anyone? Let’s turn that around. We can start with Pat’s most amazing baked beans recipe.
Beans are highlighted in practically every cuisine worth mention, but for most of us they are relegated to side dish just meant to round out a meal. And here I am … relegating them to side dish. Irony. Well, no, I am not relegating anything. Pat is. How to get in good with your mother-in-law? Throw her under the bus. These are Pat’s beans. Pat Smith is my mother-in-law and she introduced me, nay, opened my eyes to the deliciousness that is these baked beans. Though the pic above has the beans as a side, these beans are my main. Hot out of the oven or crockpot? To die for. Cold out of the fridge for breakfast? Move over coffee. Yes, these beans are that good.
Now THESE are good friends
Pat and Jim (the father-in-law and avid diner) married in 1969 in Southern California. Friends gave her a recipe shower and this bean recipe was one of her gifts. With only five ingredients, they are easy enough for anyone to throw together. With only five ingredients, this recipe is unfortunately easy to dismiss as “just like any other beans.” Ah, you’d be wrong. These baked beans are sweet and smoky and spicy and creamy with crisp bits of bacon here and there. They compliment the menu for any picnic or cookout. Without further ado, here thee be.
Ah, one last thing: photog Stephanie has decided summertime is time for beach travel and concerts. Whatevs. So, it’s just me and you’ll see that I got into my zen cooking mode and didn’t take too many pictures … or too many that I’d claim as my own. But again, these beans are not rocket science so step-by-step would just be to feed my love of all things bean. Okay, now enjoy.
Here’s the handwritten recipe (unknown writer); this version is dated 1986 with Pat’s notes on the left. After my first taste of these beans, I asked for and received this copy and added my own chicken scratch on the right. The evolution of a recipe speaks to the cook and the times … adapt and improvise. You’ll see that the recipe below is not exactly as written. I’ve tweaked the recipe to what’s available and my own taste. To be sure, I had Pat taste this recipe and she deemed them worthy of slapping her name on so there you go.
Always mess with success
One of my changes is to use vegetarian baked beans. There is nothing more foul in a can o’bean love than that gelatinous white blob hiding in every can that is supposed to be pork. I’ll add my own real pork, thankyouverymuch. Also, spicy ketchup – in this case, half a 14 oz. bottle of Heinz Hot and Spicy – is often not available. Stress not; just use regular ketchup and add Tabasco to suit your palate. This recipe can handle a pretty decent amount so don’t be shy.
Finally, please note that I am using my Crockpot for this batch. It’s July and in the 90s, so I was loathe to tempt fate our poor air conditioner by heating the kitchen too robustly. Though wetter than if baked, these beans suffer no ill effects after 6 hours on high with the added bonus of a cool kitchen. That being said, the crusty top of an oven-baked version really is something to try at least once to be sure.
In a nutshell:
First, in my trusty cast iron skillet, I cook the bacon and onions until both have browned edges and the bacon is cooked to a firm texture… Glooby bacon is bad joo-joo.
Cooking the bacon and onions together adds the caramelized, meaty flavor that set these beans apart. This batch has the added over-the-top goodness of BD’s home smoked bacon. Though any high-quality bacon will work (you want more bacon flavor than salted fake smokiness), this batch was exceptionally tasty because the bacon was cut into chunks. I think I will keep doing this as long as I have an ongoing supply of the home-smoked stuff. Hint! Hint! Mr. BGE Man.
Now for the difficult part- pfft – throw it all together, pour it into the baking pan or CrockPot and call me when they’re done. If cool temps prevail in your neck of the woods or the heat doesn’t bug you, these baked beans do benefit – gild the lily as it were – from baking in the oven. It’s a textural thing for me (the CrockPot version shown below is soupier … in a good way) but flavors are quite tasty so fret not if you’re crockpotting it. I’ve yet to nail BD’s barbecued chicken recipe down since he keeps fiddling with it but if you’d like, the potato salad recipe can be found here.
If you do grace your table with this creation, please drop me a comment below and/or on Instagram at @piecrustandpasta and #piecrustandpasta. Much appreciated!
Baked Beans – Pat’s Most Amazing Recipe
Ingredients
- 1/2 lb bacon cut into bite-sized pieces
- 1 large onion, chopped
- 2 28 oz. cans vegetarian baked beans I use Bush's (a few oz either way is fine)
- 3/4 cup light brown sugar
- 1/2 14 oz bottle ketchup I use Heinz
- 15-20 shakes Tabasco sauce
Instructions
- Preheat to 300F.
- In a large, high-sided saute or frying pan that can eventually hold all of the ingredients, cook the bacon and onion on medium heat until browned and the bacon is cooked through.
- Add the rest of the ingredients to the pan (or into a separate bowl if you need the space to mix). Stir and then taste to adjust for more Tabasco if you need it.
- Pour the bean mixture into a 13×9 Pyrex or ceramic baking pan and bake uncovered for 2 hours. Let sit at least 20 minutes before serving.
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